Disclaimer: This post is intended to be read in a sarcastic tone. I know it is difficult to express tonality in text and I don’t want this to misinterpreted.
I want to be this guy’s friend. He is so cool. Speeding through traffic while evading cops? He is a god among men. Not only did he commit such a brave and daring act, he recorded it himself. Can you say “multitasking”? Didn’t think so. Then, in a truly badass gesture he posted it to the police department’s Facebook page. Of course, the police now know who he is… but that just makes he much more awesome!
The article doesn’t mention how this chase started, but the only logical conclusion is that so many people called the police on him for being “too cool for school” which is a punishable offence in the state of Texas I’m assuming. Now, this guy is way too badass for one warrant to be able to bring him in so the police had to issue three. I don’t know if you watched the video, but three might not be enough for this rebel.
Good sir, I salute you: